Station Wagon VS Hearse

 I'm fed up with narrow minded people saying that my US Station Wagons look like hearses !!
Have you ever seen a real hearse ??

Some Cadillac 

Even European cars

 Volvo 240

Mercedes

Every station wagon can be a hearse !

 Citroen CX

 Citroen XM

But some people use standard station wagon just equipped with accessories, not structurely modified. 

Chevrolet Caprice

So apart the color and the fact that's a station wagon, I see no other common fact to say that this Malibu looks like a hearse....

But for those of you interested, if you have a child to bury, I can rent my "hearse" for a lot of money !!